Wednesday, January 19, 2011

all my single ladies

The Plus Sides to Being Single
1. not having to text someone 24/7. i always run out of clever things to say.

2. kissing boys for fun is okay.

3. unlimited girl time. not having to split your weekends is amazing.

4. shameless flirting anyone?

5. lips=not chapped.

6. why look good with no one to impress?

7. random people hit on you when you're single. and those stories are always entertaining.

8. you can hate on PDA without being a hypocrite.

9. different dates for different dances. who really likes monotony? i mean come on..

10. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, not having to shave your legs every day.


Sucky Parts About Being Single
1. not having someone to text when something funny/random/interesting happens. (ironic right?)

2. not being able to kiss someone whenever you feel like it. when you're single you have to wait for an avaliable/willing boy.

3. having to pay for your own food/starbucks/movies/everything. being codependent makes life easier.

4. valentine's day remains a hated holidays that you complain about with your girlfriends.

5. cute/sappy songs on the radio piss you off instead of making you happy.

6. walking in the hallway alone. you just don't feel as confident when people know you're by yourself. or maybe that's just me..

7. no one to remind you how awesome you are 24/7.

8. the comfort in knowing you'll always have a date for dances.

9. no one to cuddle with when you're feeling lazy and or needy.

10. AND SADLY, there's no one to bitch out when you're feeling moody. or at least someone who usually won't bitch back.



to be single or taken? that is the question.

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